I have to ask what happens to the average human who gets inside a stretch limo for their birthday/stag/hen party?

Is their something about this event that turns them into a drooling, insufferable twat? (I will not call them a spaz as this would be insulting a person who cannot help the condition).

I work in my city centre and often walk home. I often see the same 3 American stretch limo's cruising around or on their way to the clubs.

9/10 times there is some pissed up, fugly wanker (or wankette I'm not sexist) hanging out of the window like they... (continued)

God where to start... (Also this is a rant so I am over generalising and am aware that it is not every parent/person i'm just letting off steam)

Ok I do not hate children but damn if some of their parents need a good beating for turning their children into such little monsters. This begins before the damn thing has even popped into the world.

Ever notice that change in personality that expecting parents get?

Well here is a few examples: All of a sudden they become an expert in everything child related, what they do not know they will make up to ... (continued)

In a prison therapy group for muggers, one of the perpetrators talks about how he hit an old lady with a ballbat and stole her purse. "She was shuffling along real slow," he says, "just like she wanted to get mugged. I was just confused. I didn't know..." he sobs, "...I just didn't know it would hurt her. I thought she wanted me to beat her up and steal her purse."

The mugger is applauded for this breakthrough, and congratulated by other members of the group and by the therapists for his courageous recognition that... (continued)

You want to know why I am angry?

Try working for a small compay that thinks it's a big company. One that stomps over it's employees like they're worthless, when it's us that keeps it going.

Try working 12 days straight (over 100 hours) and then being shouted at for being a little tired and cranky, or finishing at 2am only to be in at 8am with another AFD.

Everyday I goto work (I'm a chef) I have a final straw. The thing that really pushes me over the edge... but I still punish myself by going back the next day. Today's example... I had my brea... (continued)

I've been a waitress for about 2 years now and I honestly like my job. Yeah there are some things I don't like about it, children, ignorant people, bad tips. But there is only one thing that pisses me off more than anything in the world. When people say this "I've never tip. Why would I pay for something that I can easily do myself? It's stupid and I'm not gonna pay because they bring my food out, and refill my drinks."

Yes, while it doesn't seem like our job isn't that hard, just imagine how much time your waitress spends with you. Getting... (continued)