To all persons in the fast lane on all major highways, if you are getting passed on the right, if you are being flashed or honked at and finally if you have a line of cars waiting for you move over; Guess what? YOU ARE DRIVING TOO SLOW, MOVE OVER!

You, not fast drivers, are the cause of all the wrecks on the road. If you need to pass, hit the accelerator all the way through until you are done passing. DO NOT move into the fast lane at your current speed and then proceed to hold up 15 faster cars. MOVE your a$$! I swear, too many times it is one (... (continued)

You gotta love it when your girlfriend breaks up with you because she wants to "experience" as many people as she can, and tells you she doesn't want to be tied down or have a boyfriend. But wait it gets better! Then she stops talking to you for a week and the next time you see her she has a hickey on her neck. And for a sweet topping the present you ordered her for x-mas shows up before you have a chance to cancel the order.

Righto, righto. So I thought I should finally cut through these peripheral rants and finally mention the elephant in the room... pistachio nuts that you can't open. You know the ones, you pull it out of the bag and there isn't that little slit to dig your finger into to pry it open. And so here you are, in one of the most helpless positions a man/woman can be in, sprawled out on the couch, pistachio shells everywhere, and nobody around but you and this impenetrable nut. You valiantly work the seem, wondering if maybe, just maybe, your hand will discover a... (continued)

FIRST OFF - NONE OF THESE ARE THEY'RE REAL NAMES, THEY ARE FAKE NAMES.
There are 3 of them...3 that I really hate. The first we'll call Nicole. She is a lying b***h I never want to see again. Unfortunetly I have known her since 1st grade. She has ALWAYS been a complete retard no body likes. One of those losers you usally feel sorry for, but don't feel sorry for her. She doesn't deserve it. She lies to you and she'll be a complete jerk. Well, now we're older and she has NOT gotten any better. She told me, straight to my face that she "nates me" ... (continued)

Well, in a VERY small nutshell...my boyfriends ex has driven me so mad with her idiotic immature behavior and insane mind-fuck-games that I now have regular panic attacks every time I see her or her name online. And NO ONE will stand up for me. No one. Because they're all too scared of her.